of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
I Fell Once. I Never Got Back Up: aca-bella: (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to...
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you…



